Television

My friends moved house last weekend, they started on Friday morning and on saturday we popped over to give them a hand. All was going very well but they were having problems with their TV, the picture was incredibly fuzzy and the sound was crap, they thought that they were going to have to make repairs or buy a new aerial.

We went to see them again this saturday, I asked how they had got on with the TV. They were quite embarassed. Jon had been up into the loft to do the wiggling the aerial drill, you know, the one where someone stands and watches the tv while someone else plays with the aerial and shouts down the stairs "is it better now?" "How about now" Tracy's watching the TV, and says to jon "yes i think it's getting a bit better...."

Turns out it wasn't getting a bit better at all, it couldn't have been - it wasn't even attached... They'd plugged the out-lead from their TV into the sky dish belonging to the previous residents.